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Prima Donna: Minnie Driver in Hope Springs

A romantic comedy; a classic adaptation and a Scottish road movie - three new British films all have their charms, even the one featuring Minnie Driver's trademark Prima Donna routine, says Sukhdev Sandhu.

Hope springs infernal when it comes to films starring Minnie Driver. All too often she comes across like a spoiled child bawling her eyes out because she's just dropped a lollipop on the floor, a flouncy prima donna kicking up a fuss upon learning that she can't have the restaurant table she wants. How odd, then, that her latest role is in a romantic comedy, a piece of miscasting on a par with asking Daniella Westbrook to play Celia Johnson's part in a remake of Brief Encounter.  Hope Springs, directed by Marc Herman, is based on a novel by Charles Webb, writer of The Graduate, and stars Colin Firth as Colin Ware, an artist who flees England to go to Hope, Vermont, after he learns that his fiancée, Vera (Driver), is going to marry someone else. O lucky man, one might think, but he takes it all very badly and finds solace in drawing pictures of the local townsfolk.Their eccentricity extends to their high regard for his sketches, which, like all sketches in the movies, are comically poor. Ware, though emotionally constipated, finds that he is doted upon by Mandy, a "trained care-giver" played by Heather Graham. She likes her whisky, drives pell-mell through the local streets, and drops her clothes off within a day of meeting him. Not surprisingly, he begins to feel better. Then Vera rolls into town, turning her nose up at everybody and everything. Ware is meant to be torn between the two women, but Driver pouts and preens so melodramatically, it's hard to see why he was so upset at losing her in the first place. It's not much of a plot, and in many ways this is not much of a film. The characterization is as skimpy as Vera's dresses, and the clunky soundtrack features a shockingly bad cover version of 10cc's I'm Not in Love. Some of the early scenes, especially those showing Ware freshly arrived in New England, may remind us of Brassed Off, Herman's superb film about ex-miners in the throes of social and mental breakdown. Such darkness is fleeting. And yet, despite everything, the film flickers by painlessly enough. Perhaps it's Ashley Rowe's russet photography; perhaps it's Colin Firth's pleasing drollery; maybe it's just the lovely summer shine we've been enjoying these last few weeks - but Hope Springs is by no means as unwatchable as you might expect. Still, it's not a patch on I Capture the Castle, an adaptation of a novel by Dodie Smith that MGM tried and failed to film as long ago as 1943. Set in a near-idyllic rural past, and populated by fruity-voiced, middle-class people who orate magisterially about art and attend fancy dinners, it sounds like the kind of heritage drama that used to be popular in the mid-1980s. However, directed understatedly by Tim Fywell, scripted beautifully by Heidi Thomas, and blessed with uniformly excellent performances from its cast, it avoids all tweeness. Cassandra and Rose Mortmain (Romola Garai and Rose Byrne) live with their idiosyncratic and bohemian family in a teetering, badly heated castle in Suffolk. Their father (played by the louche and spiky Bill Nighy) is a wasted sot, a stick-thin author who has spent 12 years failing to recapture the brief flicker of genius that was evident in his one and only novel. His wife, Topaz (Tara Fitzgerald), is unable to goad or inspire him. Bills pile up and are left unpaid. Eventually, a couple of handsome American bachelor boys (Henry Thomas and Marc Blucas) arrive, eager to see the estate they have inherited. They, like us, are quickly smitten by the two sisters, not knowing that the girls see them as cash cows. Soon, though, Cassandra and Rose start tussling with each other, the castle itself is neglected, and the film becomes less bucolic and gamboling, more sad and painful.

 

I Capture the Castle is a film that, albeit topped up with lingering and by no means unwelcome shots of Tara Fitzgerald dancing naked in the rain, recalls the kind of program that once upon a time was commonly seen on the BBC on Sunday afternoons.

It has a sense of proportion, balanced elegantly between levity and melancholy, eloquence and wordiness. It derives much of its beauty from the rolling, verdant landscapes, but never loses sight of the fact that it is the characters - their loves and their squabbles, their fear of bankruptcy both financial and creative - that matter most. For all its charm, the film is also hard and flinty, with many tough insights into the necessary selfishness of desire. Like Dodie Smith's book itself, the character of Stephen (Henry Cavill), a local family hand who is in love with Cassandra, is somewhat underwritten. His heart remains an unexplored cave. Still, it's Romola Garai as Cassandra who steals the film. It seems scarcely believable that this is her first major role; she captures her character in all its complexity - her self-conscious naivety, her observational wit, her arty pretension and her child-like wonder, her selflessness as well as her blossoming sense of self. Hard it is to decide whether it would be better to be her or to spend the rest of your life with her. Actors who provoke that kind of dilemma are rare indeed. The Last Great Wilderness is also set in the countryside. An erratic but always compelling cross between The Wicker Man and Lars Von Trier's The Kingdom, it's that rare beast - a Scottish road movie. It follows anti-hero Charlie (Alastair Mackenzie), who is driving to Skye to burn down the house of the man who stole his wife, and his temporary friend, a faux-Spaniard gigolo (Jonathan Phillips), who is on the run from a couple of gangland heavies who want to cut off his balls. They arrive at a strange retreat whose motley crew includes a dying old woman, a fat sex addict and an ex-churchman with paedophilic urges. The movie, shot on chill-inducing digital video by director David Mackenzie, never quite knows what it's doing. Is it a surreal send-up of Highland lore? A dark redemption tale about the importance of letting go some of the negative energies that stop us from truly living? A hipper version of an avant-garde classic such as Andrew Kotting's This Filthy Earth? Its own uncertainty keeps us alert and guessing. Meanwhile, some of the shots are hard to forget: Charlie trampolining in a forest; a joyful wake in which the retreat crazies walk across hot coals. Any film scored by the pioneering and ceaselessly adventurous Scottish band the Pastels has got to be good. And The Last Great Wilderness is better than good. Funny, grotesque, moving, it's a genuinely fresh and emphatically independent work from a major new directorial talent.

 

 

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Mystic River Rating :


Details: 2003, USA, Drama, cert 15, 137 minutes. Dir: Clint Eastwood.  With: Kevin Bacon, Laurence Fishburne, Marcia Gay Harden, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins.  Summary: Self-doubt, ethical compromise and moral ambiguity are on the cards when three childhood friends are reunited following the murder of one's daughter Clint Eastwood's latest movie as a director is a stolid, masculine thriller bearing the lineaments of tragedy - something classical or even biblical. It's a film where work, good and bad, is done by men, with women getting to play the tremulous wives or daughters. Kevin Bacon, Sean Penn and Tim Robbins are childhood buddies from a blue-collar Boston neighbourhood whose friendship is torn apart by a grisly crime that happened when they were boys. They grow up and drift apart to become respectively a cop, a reformed hoodlum, and a moodily difficult loner, but a new and even more horrible crime intertwines their destinies once again.-Peter Bradshaw. This is a film with no small opinion of its own importance as an exposition of real men's emotional lives; its soundtrack strives for grandeur and there are plenty of giant, overhead shots of the principals and their hometown, as if from the gods' Olympian viewpoint. Its muscular conviction often commands assent, especially when it comes to Sean Penn's very strong performance and Kevin Bacon's no less impressive and characteristically un-showy contribution. Robbins' twitchy persona, all drooping shoulders and neurotic glances, is a little harder to take, though he has one outstanding scene in a police interrogation room. Eastwood's drama is substantial, but monolithic, like a handsome, well-made piece of traditional American furniture.

Not many directors do their best work in their sixties and seventies. But Clint Eastwood, who has been a major and beneficent force as actor, director and producer for more than 30 years, has made few better films than the beautifully crafted Mystic River, directed in his seventy-third year. Several things set it apart from most of his other movies. The first is that the setting is working-class Boston. Something of an adversary of the East Coast establishment, Eastwood prefers the West and the South for his settings. I can think of only two previous pictures of his that are set in New York and New England, and both are about outsiders - the Arizona cop visiting Manhattan to pick up a fugitive criminal in Coogan's Bluff and Charlie Parker coming to New York from Kansas City in Bird. Another thing is that in the majority of his movies the antagonists have been raging psychopaths. But like the western Unforgiving, which brought him Oscars for best film and best direction in 1992, there are no born villains in Mystic River. Everyone is the creation of the community in which they were reared and the moral struggle their background engendered. The movie is adapted by Brian Helgeland (who wrote the screenplay for Eastwood's last picture, Blood Work) from a novel by Dennis Lehane, and it begins in the late 1970s when three Irish-American schoolboys, Jimmy Markum, Sean Devine and Dave Boyle, are playing street hockey near their houses. When their ball goes down a sewer they're distracted by a square of wet cement on the sidewalk, and the dynamic Jimmy suggests scratching their names in it. He's first off followed by Sean, but Dave has got only as far as the first two letters of his name when a police car pulls up and a plainclothes detective starts questioning them.  

Not many directors do their best work in their sixties and seventies. But Clint Eastwood, who has been a major and beneficent force as actor, director and producer for more than 30 years, has made few better films than the beautifully crafted Mystic River, directed in his seventy-third year. Several things set it apart from most of his other movies. The first is that the setting is working-class Boston.

 

 

Something of an adversary of the East Coast establishment, Eastwood prefers the West and the South for his settings. I can think of only two previous pictures of his that are set in New York and New England, and both are about outsiders - the Arizona cop visiting Manhattan to pick up a fugitive criminal in Coogan's Bluff and Charlie Parker coming to New York from Kansas City in Bird. Another thing is that in the majority of his movies the antagonists have been raging psychopaths. But like the western Unforgiving, which brought him Oscars for best film and best direction in 1992, there are no born villains in Mystic River. Everyone is the creation of the community in which they were reared and the moral struggle their background engendered. The movie is adapted by Brian Helgeland (who wrote the screenplay for Eastwood's last picture, Blood Work) from a novel by Dennis Lehane, and it begins in the late 1970s when three Irish-American schoolboys, Jimmy Markum, Sean Devine and Dave Boyle, are playing street hockey near their houses. When their ball goes down a sewer they're distracted by a square of wet cement on the sidewalk, and the dynamic Jimmy suggests scratching their names in it. He's first off followed by Sean, but Dave has got only as far as the first two letters of his name when a police car pulls up and a plainclothes detective starts questioning them.  He orders Dave to get into the car to be driven home for admonishment by his mother. But the cops are in fact sadistic pederasts. After four days in a cellar, Dave manages to escape from his abductors. The traumatic experience is as firmly etched on his mind and has become as ineradicable a part of Jimmy's and Sean's experience as those names preserved in concrete. This subtle, brilliantly handled opening places the boys in their social context, and its deliberate pace sets the tone for a long, dark, detailed, involving movie. Without any announcements about the passage of time, the film leaps forward to the present with the boys now in their thirties. Dave (Tim Robbins) is a troubled man, taking casual jobs, being over-protective of his small son, and having an edgy relationship with his wife, Celeste (Marcia Gay Harden). Jimmy (Sean Penn) runs a small convenience store, has a 19-year-old daughter Katie by his first wife, and two other girls by his second (Laura Linney), one of whom is about to make her first communion. Sean (Kevin Bacon) has moved away from the boyhood neighborhood and is a successful homicide cop, though his obsession with his profession - as is so often the case in movies and so-called real life - has driven his pregnant wife to move to New York without leaving an address.

 

 

 

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Then suddenly the trio are drawn together again when Katie is found brutally murdered in a local park. Sean is assigned to investigate the killing with his partner Whitey (Laurence Fishburne). Suspicion gradually falls on the disturbed, guilt-ridden Dave, because that night he sustained several wounds from a mugger, or so he tells his wife. The vengeful Jimmy, it transpires, has a criminal record - having gone to jail for armed robbery as a teenager - and he turns vigilante, calling on some former underworld associates to help him track down the murderer. The result is a cleverly plotted and convincing police procedural thriller. Within its margins, there's a delightful performance from Eli Wallach as the elderly owner of a liquor store. But the film is much more than that. It's a complex exploration of painful relationships between fathers and children, husbands and wives, brothers and sisters, and old friends. The unfashionably slow editing style and the concentration on close-ups and two-shots allow Eastwood to scrutinize his characters as they are forced to dig into themselves. The performances have a rare depth, intensity and rawness.  

She's a Renegade with no Deadline. “Veronica Guerin” Starring: Cate Blanchett. RATING: 2 Stars

Movies have always confused journalists with cops, and maybe the comparison isn't far off: Both jobs appear to be about unraveling mysteries, but both are really about paperwork. The difference, however, is that cops get shot more often. Not to belittle those journalists who put their lives on the line daily, but their movie brethren are a Hollywood fantasy of tough-talking, street-walking renegades without deadlines. Meet the patron saint of fantasy journalists: Veronica Guerin, real-life crime columnist for the Sunday Independent who was shot to death in 1996 for digging too deep into Dublin's drug trade. As played by Cate Blanchett, she's professionally relentless, meaning she'll wear black stilettos to get her story or storm into a room of junkies and announce, "I'm Veronica. Where did you get the gear?" Movie Guerin also never takes a single note or uses a tape recorder. When she's shot in the first few minutes -- the movie is one big flashback -- one wonders if the killers are revenge-seeking fact checkers. The hack coating that clings to this compelling story is courtesy of director Joel Schumacher. The man behind Bad Company and the two worst Batmans (yes, he made the respectable war pic Tigerland, but he'll have to give us several dozen Tigerlands to make up for Flawless) is a cinematic bully; his greatest pleasure is to get in his audience's face and roar, filling every possibly thoughtful moment with a loud noise. Schumacher is faithless; he doesn't believe moviegoers could care about Veronica Guerin unless those out to get her are cackling cartoon baddies.

The drug-addled city is in the palm of John Gilligan (Gerard McSorley), an explosive gangster with a fondness for horses. He's surrounded by grunting leather-jacketed thugs, each indistinguishable from the next. To get to Gilligan, Guerin uses her favourite source, John Traynor (Ciarán Hinds), a low-level hood with a hunger for publicity. Their relationship is the most interesting in the film: each parasitic, each slightly enamoured with the other.

 

 

 

Blanchett, who plays Guerin as an overly sparky plug, doesn't really connect with anyone the way she does this greasy guy with the bad dye job. Her husband is a shadowy chastiser who says almost nothing except "be careful." Which begs the question: How exactly is it different for a woman to play the hero? According to this film, it's no different; absent mother is just like absent father.  But several moments hint at a more interesting response, and a more interesting movie: When Guerin's little boy shows her a skateboard at his birthday party, she asks who gave it to him. "You and Dad," he says, and Mom looks guilty as hell. If Guerin's love for her family is so strong, why then does she shrug off police protection and run headfirst into danger? Because, of course, she's not really a journalist, she's a movie journalist, which means she's a cop. Except, of course, she was a real journalist, and therein lies the film's great offence: phoniness. Inadvertently (one hopes) Schumacher paints Guerin as irresponsible -- not just a martyr, but a selfish rogue who abandons her family. It's hard to imagine Daniel Pearl getting the same treatment in his crusading journalist biopic.

Intolerable Cruelty. Rating:

Directed by: Joel Coen. Starring: George Clooney; Catherine Zeta-Jones
It is traditional, when considering the films of the Coen brothers, to remark on their versatility, and their ability to pastiche and corrupt genres, while also remaining true to their chosen form. There is some truth in this notion, but, as a means of understanding their output, it is increasingly unhelpful. The Coens’ films - of which Joel is the listed director, and Ethan a screenwriter - are more easily seen as reflections of a cinematic imagination. They have an old-fashioned belief in the importance of character, and a playful interest in storytelling, and both qualities are rendered with an imagination informed by B-movies and pulp fiction. Their work is not just an academic trawl through genre: from thriller to police procedural to - ahem - bowling opera and depression-era Homeric chain gang comedy. This does not make them realists, and Intolerable Cruelty takes their work to a new level of whimsy.

 

 

 

 

 

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That it succeeds is largely due to the performance of George Clooney, a leading man who now has the confidence to mock the notion of leading men. Clooney is Miles Massey, a grinning lawyer who specializes in expensive divorces, but who is also in the midst of a mid-life crisis which he is reluctant to acknowledge. He defines life as "struggle and challenge and the destruction of your opponent" and considers marriage to be a concept in which obsolescence is inbuilt: "Time marches on. Ardor cools." He is also a workaholic. In his first scene, he is at the dentist, talking turkey through a rubber gum dam, and there are several scenes in which he checks the brilliance of his smile. Clooney seems to be wearing prosthetic teeth for the part, which is a comic parody of Wall Street’s Gordon Gekko, and even includes a keynote speech spoofing Gekko’s "greed is good" mantra, in which Massey asserts that "love is good". (The speech is to the National Organization of Matrimonial Attorneys Nationwide, whose slogan is "let NOMAN put asunder".) There is, then, a degree of ironic pleasure to be taken from the fact that the love interest is supplied by Catherine Zeta-Jones, wife of Michael Douglas, who played Gekko. While Douglas gave a performance full of such oily intensity that it was hard to locate the irony, Clooney does something better, playing an insincere, unprincipled fool, who remains breezily likeable. On ER, Clooney didn’t act so much as mug intensely. His repertoire was a smoulder, a shrug, and a curious neck-crick to signal emotional discomfiture. Now, he has perfected the chemistry in which the swagger, the voice, and the Brylcreem combine to make a winning parody of a hero. He has a nice way of narrowing his eyes. He cleans his teeth squeakily with his finger. His timing is spot-on: see the scene where he encounters a breathless assassin, and asks: "Are you ... Wheezy Joe?" (The pause being filled by the assassin’s labored attempts to commune with his lungs). As the money-grubbing vamp, Marylin Rexroth, Zeta-Jones is a cosmetic success. Normally an offensive screen presence, she manages here to evince a dreamy flirtatiousness, without quite becoming a Dynasty villainess. She smoulders well, which is enough, as smouldering is her main purpose. Another actor on the verge of self-parody, Billy Bob Thornton, does well as the idiot oilman, Howard D Doyle of Doyle Oil, who is tricked into marrying Marylin. Geoffrey Rush, as cuckolded TV producer Donovan Donaly, is less endearing, though there is a moment of satisfaction when he is attacked with his daytime television lifetime achievement award. The most subtle performance comes from Miles’s sidekick Wrigley (Paul Adelstein), while Jonathan Hadary is winningly overstated as Heinz, the Baron Kraus von Espy, a fop with a fluffy dog. At the start of their career, the Coens had trouble bringing warmth to their films. Intolerable Cruelty finds them at their most accessible, but, as a love story which celebrates divorce, it is not without its subtleties. It is also a film of great, inexplicable scenes - Clooney in a kilt; a psychotic waitress taking umbrage at an order for baby fried greens - and witty detail (note Clooney’s face as he peruses a copy of Living Without Intestines magazine). As befits a film in which one of the biggest laughs comes from a guitar-playing minister, off screen, singing the opening line of Simon and Garfunkel’s Punky’s Dilemma, the tone is more oddball than screwball, with the comedy coming from a place slightly to the right of left field. "Wish I was a Kellogg’s Cornflake," the minister sings, "Floatin’ in my bowl takin’ movies." He talks, I think, for the Coen brothers. He may even be sincere.-Aleistar MacKay

 

 

 

Time of the Wolf

Details: 2003, France/Rest of the world, Drama, cert 15, 110 mins, Dir: Michael Haneke. With: Anais Demoustier, Beatrice Dalle, Daniel Duval, Hakim Taleb, Isabelle Huppert, Lucas Biscombe, Patrice Chereau. Summary: A couple and their two children flee the city for their country home, only to find it occupied by strangers. The central image of the 1921 film Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, its origins in the Bible and medieval iconography, put before the public a vision of a world on the brink of total destruction. Perhaps the first film to show our civilization reduced to ashes was Things to Come in 1936 which prophesied a Second World War resulting in total annihilation. Since Hiroshima, however, the post-apocalyptic movie has become a worldwide sci-fi genre, ranging in Australia alone from the pious solemnities of On the Beach to the comic-strip rumbustiousness of the Mad Max flicks. Directed by the gifted but earnest Austrian Michael Haneke, Time of the Wolf is art-house apocalypse, a somber, self-important picture that begins and ends without reaching any climax or resolution. After some unexplained catastrophe that has led to a total social breakdown in an unidentified country, a middle-class family consisting of a strong-willed father, his wife Anne (Isabelle Huppert), a teenage daughter Eva and a 10-year-old son Ben, arrive by car at their country cottage to discover it occupied by an armed stranger, his wife and children. After some tense talk about what provisions the visitors have, the father is suddenly killed by the intruder. After this shocking start, Anne and the children flee with a bike and the clothes they stand up in.

 

 

 

 

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Their desperate journey takes them through a silent, hostile village where all the farm animals have been killed, across a deserted  landscape, and they end up by attaching themselves to a small colony of fugitives living in a warehouse at a remote rural railway station.    The land is mist-enshrouded, there is no electricity to brighten the nocturnal gloom and life has been reduced to barter - exchanging watches, jewelry, cigarettes and sexual favors for potable water, a little food and additional clothing. Crackling news on transistor radios suggests that some sort of life is going on elsewhere and everyone's hopes center on the possibility of a passing train transporting them to a better place. Meanwhile, life limps on with every small act of generosity matched by one of callous exploitation or dishonesty. There are exciting moments such as the little boy Ben getting lost in the night and Anne and Eva searching for him, and a confrontation with the man who shot Anne's husband. But they are few, in a deliberately depressing film. What most engages Haneke, in dramatic terms, is the legend of the Just, a self-perpetuating sect of 36 people who since the beginning of time have been prepared to sacrifice themselves by self-immolation to preserve mankind.- Philipe Franch.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen . Rating:

Wacky ideas don't get wackier than the one behind The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, originally a graphic novel co-written by Alan Moore, who brought us From Hell. This is a similar Victorian counter-factual adventure, or make that counter-fictional adventure. It's 1899; an evil kingpin called Fantom is stirring up trouble, so an A-Team of super good-guys muster to defeat him. Executive producer Sean Connery plays Allan Quatermain from Rider Haggard's King Solomon's Mines; there's Mina Harker from Bram Stoker's Dracula, Jules Verne's Captain Nemo, RL Stevenson's Dr Jekyll, Mark Twain's grown-up Tom Sawyer, Oscar Wilde's Dorian Gray and Rodney Skinner, a new "sequelised" character from HG Wells' The Invisible Man - the original presumably being the only one not yet quite out of copyright. Vampiress Mina is allowed to swoop around biting people, though apparently without turning them into vampires too; Mr Hyde is a bizarrely bulbous and non-scary Hulk, to distinguish him from the essentially similar Dorian Gray who is given the extra superpower of indestructibility. It's just so silly you have to like it. Sort of. But once the novelty wears off, you are left with a very over-egged pudding low on real thrills. Shekhar Kapur's dull Four Feathers and Simon Wells' ho-hum Time Machine shows that doing Victoriana straight is a stretch for Hollywood. But Alan Moore's funky pre-postmodern fantasies aren't working too well either.- Peter Bradshow .

 

 

 

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The mystique of Yoda

Photo: Characters from the "Star Wars" films join writer and director George Lucas, center left, Carrie Fisher, center, and Mark Hamill at the world premiere of "Star Wars Special Edition" in 1997, in the Westwood section of Los Angeles. Chewbacca is at top left with robots C-3PO, foreground left, and R2-D2. Photo credits: Rene Macurra.

A Galaxy Far, Far AwayWhen it comes to Star Wars, maybe there's too much gravity in space. Fans invariably take Star Wars too seriously, but the people behind the sci-fi series recall the experience as a surreal comic opera. Training a monkey to play Yoda? Studio complaints that Chewbacca was pantsless? The only thing that worked on R2-D2 was the dwarf inside? As the original trilogy arrived on DVD for the first time Tuesday, the madcap tales told by those who lovingly toiled on Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi demystify three of the most revered sci-fi films of all time. Not that kind of movie: Some films can be endlessly dissected and debated. But Luke Skywalker himself says Star Wars was just meant to be fun. Twenty-seven years after the first movie debuted, actor Mark Hamill said he is amused by all the fact-checking fans do. One recent Web site shocked him. "I think it was speculating on the administrative cost of the janitorial staff of the Death Star, taking this hard-edged reality to something that's fantasy," Hamill joked. "But I was that way myself. I remember saying things like, 'Well, wait a minute. I just got out of the trash compactor. How come my hair's all perfect?' And Harrison (Ford) would go, 'Hey kid. . .it ain't that kind of movie."

Star Wars Scores
George Lucas won't need to use the Force anymore after the DVD release of the Star Wars Trilogy scored big around the world this week, bringing him more dosh than he could possibly imagine. The original movies - released for the first time on DVD in a trilogy box set - were unveiled alongside LucasArts's videogame Star Wars: Battlefront on Monday. By Tuesday, the two titles had taken a quite unprecedented $115 million dollars in worldwide sales. And that's before the double whammy's been released in Australia, Japan and Mexico. Industry watchers say such impressive early sales reports will undoubtedly mean that the Star Wars cash cow ranks as one of the bestselling DVDs of the year and as one of the top 15 DVDs of all time. Way to go, George.

Collateral (2004). Reviewer's Rating 4 out of 5   User Rating 4 out of 5

Collateral

Killing people is what Vincent (Tom Cruise) does for a living. And in Collateral, he's working overtime. An assassin on a flying visit to Los Angeles, he forces a cabbie called Max (Jamie Foxx) to drive him from hit to hit. The pair play out a battle of wills and wits; the go-getting cold-blooded killer and all-talk everyman influencing each other as the bodies pile up, in this slick, stylish thriller from Heat director Michael Mann.

The beautifully-shot LA we see here is a dark, dangerous, compelling place - tinged with every hue of grey and blue, matching the prowling presence of its star. Cruise, hair flecked grey, is obviously meant to be wolfish, but his character is perhaps closest to a Great White Shark: killing is nothing personal, it's just what he does.

"FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FLIPPANT"

"You killed him!" exclaims Max over a body once the first job goes down. "No, I shot him," is Vincent's rational reply. "The bullets and the fall killed him." It's a great dark laugh - one of several in Stuart Beattie's script, which manages to be funny without being flippant, giving Vincent wicked one-liners without turning him to a cartoon. For despite (or perhaps because of) its high concept conceit (being cabbie to a killer), Collateral could easily have been just another action movie. Here, though, there are ideas, even if the survival-of-the-fittest, do-or-die theme is eventually rather one note. It isn't the only thing that's obvious, with the amusing, exceptional first half undermined a touch when things Get Serious and race towards the expertly executed - but somewhat mechanical - Tom as The Terminator conclusion. Still, for Vincent's sharp-witted command of the cab and the echoes of The Third Man and Heat, Collateral is well worth targeting. CREDITS: Director: Michael Mann. Writer: Stuart Beattie. Stars: Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mark Ruffalo and Peter Berg. Genre: Thriller. Length: 120 minutes. Release: September 17, 2004. Country: USA.-Neeve Reeves.

 CLUBHOUSE

The new series Clubhouse -- about a teenager who's a bat boy for a major league team -- may use sports as a metaphor for life, but the producers know the action on the field still has to look authentic. That was fairly easy to pull off in the pilot, in which Dodger Stadium served as the stand-in for the fictional New York Empires' ballpark. But subsequent episodes have to rely on a home plate constructed on a turntable on a studio set, occasional trips to a small college field and computer-generated graphics. Executive producer Ken Topolsky slips a tape into the video machine in his office. It illustrates how at-bat footage, shot with a few actors against a green screen, can be digitally enhanced to place cheering -- or booing -- crowds in the stands. Daniel Cerone, the show's head writer and another executive producer, concedes there were "a lot of sleepless nights" in the weeks before they saw how well such virtual reality worked. "The technology is just at the point where special effects are not being used so much to do the extraordinary but the ordinary," Cerone says. "I would argue that this series, even three years ago, couldn't have been done without actually going to a regular ballpark and filling it with thousands of extras," a financial and logistical improbability for a TV series. "If an audience doesn't believe the baseball, they don't believe the world. And if they don't believe the world, they don't believe the characters. And if they don't believe the characters, they don't care," says Topolsky, whose previous credits include the coming-of-age series The Wonder Years and Party of Five. Clubhouse, from Aaron Spelling's production company, premieres on Sunday, then moves to its regular Tuesday time slot on Sept. 28. Dean Cain (Clark Kent in Lois and Clark: The New Adventures Superman) plays Conrad Dean, the Empires' slick superstar. Christopher Lloyd, who won two Emmys for his role on Taxi, is Lou Russo, the irascible equipment manager. Jeremy Sumpter, who played the title role in last year's feature film Peter Pan, is the bat boy, Pete Young. Mare Winningham is his mother, Lynne, who has raised Pete and his sister alone since their father left years ago. Sumpter's face still retains its lost-boy sweetness, though he has grown a tad since he flew around with Wendy and Tinkerbell. "He's just a kid who loves baseball, was introduced to it by his father," the 15-year-old actor says of his character. "And baseball is what keeps alive for Pete memories of his dad. Baseball is Pete's dad basically." Despite such layering, the producers insist the show isn't an overly sentimental peek behind the scenes of the professional game, but neither is it a sensationalized expose. "We are not Playmakers. We don't want to be Playmakers," says Cerone, referring to the short-lived drama series about the seamier aspects of pro football. "But on the other hand we do want to show the baseball world as it exists," says Cerone. In the pilot episode, steroid use is a major plot point. In another episode, there are cigars, porn magazines and beer in the clubhouse where the batboys are unsupervised. "We are just presenting a reality. But the flip side is that in each episode we are a focusing on the boy's character and . . . that there are consequences to actions," says Cerone. -Bridget Byrn.

The millionaires fight

In the battle of rich guys turned TV stars, Donald Trump has it all over Mark Cuban. Trump drew just under 16 million viewers to NBC last week for the second instalment of The Apprentice 2, according to Nielsen Media Research. While the series is starting slowly this time around, it's not nearly as slow as Cuban's The Benefactor. The colourful Dallas Mavericks owner is giving away money on a new ABC reality show, and its debut reached 5.5 million people, Nielsen said. A rerun the following night had fewer than three million viewers. During the week before the official opening of the fall season, the most popular program was -- appropriately enough -- a rerun. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation had 22.3 million viewers. Two of television's signature events -- the Emmy Awards and the Miss America pageant -- both fell out of Nielsen's top 10. The Emmys were seen by only 13.8 million people on ABC Sunday, the second smallest audience ever for TV's award night. Miss America was seen by 9.8 million people, its smallest audience ever. CBS won the week with an average of 10.9 million viewers (7.2 rating, 12 share). NBC had 9.9 million (6.6, 11), and won among the 18-to-49-year-old demographic advertisers love. Monday Night Football pushed ABC's average to 8.8 million (6.1, 10), slumping Fox had 4.8 million (3.1, 5), the WB 3.7 million (2.4, 4), UPN 2.8 million (1.9, 3) and Pax TV 680,000 (0.5, 1). A ratings point represents 1,096,000 households, or one per cent of the nation's estimated 109.6 million TV homes. The share is the percentage of in-use televisions tuned to a given show. For the week of Sept. 13-19, the top 10 shows, their networks and viewerships: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CBS, 22.3 million; Survivor: Vanuatu, CBS, 20.1 million; NFL Monday Night Football: Green Bay at Carolina, ABC, 18.8 million; Will & Grace, NBC, 16.5 million; Without a Trace, CBS, 16.1 million; 60 Minutes, CBS, 16 million; The Apprentice 2, NBC, 15.9 million; Joey, NBC, 15.4 million; NFL Monday Showcase, ABC, 15.3 million; Siegfried & Roy: Miracle, NBC, 14.5 million.-David Bader.

 

The Dead Walk (Again)
After years of false starts, broken promises and missed opportunities, the dead are back from the grave: George A Romero is gearing up to start shooting the fourth film in his zombie, "trilogy" of Night, Dawn, and Day of the Dead. The latest film, entitled Land of the Dead, is set years after the zombie apocalypse and follows a small band of survivors holed up inside a walled outpost. With Universal set to distribute and production scheduled to start shooting in Toronto on 11 October, it seems you can't keep a good zombie filmmaker down.

Fade Out/Fade In
Zombie lover Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil) is leaving the ghouls behind and stepping into the shoes of Brit actress Kate Beckinsale for Fade Out, a Hitchcockian psycho thriller. She'll be starring alongside Billy Bob Thornton as the wife of a man who's undergoing a mental breakdown. Convinced that his spouse is cheating on him, Billy Bob begins to write a screenplay about their relationship but then loses all sense of where real life ends and fiction begins. Jovovich nabbed the role after Beckinsale dropped out due to scheduling conflicts. It all sounds very intriguing - assuming you haven't already seen the Johnny Depp/Maria Bello nut job writer tale, Secret Window.

No More War
Anti-war director David O Russell (Three Kings)  has finally solved the problem of how to get people to see his 35-minute documentary about the war in Iraq. As previously reported in High Noon, Russell's film was supposed to be an extra on the Three Kings Special Edition DVD, but was ditched after Warner Bros. realised quite what an incendiary piece of filmmaking it was. Now the leftfield doc about the effect of the war on those on the front line - entitled Soldiers' Pay - is going to be released in the US on a double bill with Robert Greenwald's investigative film Uncovered: The War In Iraq. A joint DVD release for both movies is also being planned for the near future. Uncovered: The War In Iraq opens (sadly on its own) in the UK on 29th October.

No More Meyer
Veteran cult filmmaker Russ Meyer has died at his Hollywood home at the age of 82. The controversial adult director, whose mammary-fixated movies Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls and Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra Vixens brought him both applause and condemnation, had been suffering from dementia and pneumonia. Famed for unleashing a bevy of bra-busting buxom actresses on the world, Meyer's erotic but far from graphic films have gone down in cult cinema history as the movies that helped kick-start the modern pornography industry.-Jamie Rusell.